Tuesday, December 30, 2008

the world is falling down, hold my hand

The other night my old retaining wall came tumbling down with a terrific crash! it happened after a day of birdwatching where i found a lucky penny in the snow followed by a rare visit from a mockingbird who let us get within 3 feet of where she perched on a bush near my driveway. The next day I was at my mother's during the big wind storm and crash! again. Her tree in the front yard had come down, luckily parallel to the street, no people got smushed and no roads blocked. Today my friend Dan jack- and sledge- hammered the bricks apart and I wheelbarrowed them over to a pile at the back of my driveway where i am to sneak a few stones into my garbage every week. At that rate, it'll take about 3.5 years to get rid of this pile and in the meantime, you just know i'm going to have to make something out of them.i think it's interesting that these things happened at the end of this mostly horrible year. Let everything fall so that in 2009 we can build anew...

Thursday, December 25, 2008

the first outsider art?



The Voynich Manuscript is a 16th century 200-page document written in an untranslatable language. It consists of 170,000 characters broken up into 35,000 “words” using between twenty and thirty unique “letters.” It also has a number of drawings on various subjects including crudely drawn nude women.the Voynich Manuscript the other day, which is a 16th century 200-page document written in an untranslatable language. It consists of 170,000 characters broken up into 35,000 “words” using between twenty and thirty unique “letters.” It also has a number of drawings on various subjects including crudely drawn nude women. Nobody knows what it says. Cryptologists and linguists are stumped by it. Some people think it’s a hoax or the word of someone with mental problems.

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

have fun friends!

that title can be read 2 ways...have fun my friends, or have fun friends like these two who are obviously confused and have combined halloween with christmas. hmmm, they might be onto something there...maybe i should show up at my cousin's tomorrow dressed as a candy cane, or, more likely, a fruitcake! either way, dressed up or not, i hope you all have a lovely holiday with maybe some madness and a miracle or two sprinkled in for good measure. joy to the world...

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Annual Pulver Christmas Party

photos of clayton, his special friends, and his favorite pineapple...





good times, happy pineapple to you...

Thursday, December 18, 2008


Yes, Nick Nolte was the star of one of my dreams... I was trying to decide if I wanted him to be my boyfriend (he had a huge beer belly), he had a little competition but i cant remember who it was...Nick Nolte was a fisherman, but just for himself. We were nearly homeless (or nomads), always having to make a little bed here or there at night. There was this one street filled with paintless houses, very tall and propped up by stacks and stacks of chairs. This is where the college kids lived. The freshmen had to live on the top floor in the attic and they would go up these LONG ladders from the outside to get their stuff there. They were all barely dressed, wearing bathing suits and bikinis, as it was very hot out. At one point I couldnt find Nick Nolte and me and this girl went through his little pile of stuff and found balloons (like the find they make balloon animals out of). Didn't know what that meant and then he came back. He'd been fishing.

Monday, December 15, 2008

old celebrity dream

Jemaine Clement of Flight of the Conchords was my boyfriend in this dream and he was working on sabotaging someone's project, I was helping. Part of the plan was slathering glue on the back of these paintings and displaying them as though they were the work of the artist. Jemaine (and I) purposing did it worng and when they were displayed, all the paintings fell apart. The only problem was, it was apparent that it was Jemaine who ruined the artists work and he got in big trouble. My mom was there and yelled at Jemaine. I was mad too and he felt bad. To make up, he donned an alien head costume. I put one on too. There was a cut out for our faces and Jemaine started making alien sounds and I did the same. It was funny and we made up. I was so happy and wanted to tell him we should never fight again and I really felt like we'd be together forever.

Next we find ourselves preparing for a gala event. There are other people helping and then there's just us and this short woman with frizzy hair and an attitude. (she might have been the artist from before). Jemaine starts spending way too much time with her and I become jealous. He senses this and storms out. I am very upset, but the show must go on and does. The party is on and there are celebrities everywhere. I am looking for Jemaine but Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta Jones (or Whats-Her-Name as I refer to her in the dream) are clowning around and dancing right in my way. Finally I say Get outta my way! and when they let me by I say: You dancing fools! with a big smile on my face so that they dont think i'm too rude. Jemaine is talking to that stupid girl again, so I go talk to Vince Vaughn to make HIM jealous. Then I wake up.

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Saturday, December 13, 2008

Holiday Art Show 2008





Here's Gallery 821's new location in Shoen Place, Pittsford NY...all decked out for our holiday show that was last night...great turnout, lots of fun!!

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Up, Up and Away

Buy yourself a gift! This little cutie is on ebay along with many others right now...right here...

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

ebay!


ebay is a cheap way to get your original art fix...i make my paintings standard sizes so you can frame them and hang them on your walls inexpensively... many offerings lately as i have been laid off from my job...now is the time to invest in art! here are all my latests...

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Ebay Offerings


This one ends today...click here and see what else ends today...

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Here's an old dream I had: it was about a girl(me) and 2 guys. One rich guy, one poor guy, set back in time early 1900's maybe? maybe a little sooner, some other country. i was supposed to be with the rich guy but wanted to be with the poor one, played by benecio del toro. there was some squirmish at a party and benecio and i took off. he wanted to show me a good time but we had to walk, it was going to take days of walking to get there. on the way, we saw the rich guy at a fancy bar hotel, another squirmish then we were hiding, then we had to go back and he lost his nice suit but then got it back by diving into this water, not like a lake or anything, something industrial, the suit was all he had, he got it back. then there were these 3 rats, they had something he needed too and he was trying to get it back and then said screw it and took out his little knife and stabbed one in front of me. i then knew he had grown up in a tough world and was holding things back for my sake, to not look so rough...woke up.

Friday, November 28, 2008

Dream Series


This dream featured Rocky. In the dream, I was hanging around his loft and this guy comes out and I think to myself, that's Burt Young (who played Pauly in the original movie) only it was some other guy in the dream, anyhow, he was drinking and a real wreck but Rocky took care of him and I thought, wow, Rocky never let's anyone go. Then we were going to have a dinner with everyone there and there was this girl who used to be his girlfriend hanging around...Rocky steps out to get some fresh bread for the dinner and the girl and I are trying to put the table somewhere where there'd be enough room for everyone. There's these 3 christmas trees and while we're moving the table, they all float up to the ceiling. Weird. Then Rocky comes back.

PS: Rocky was my first great love after seeing the movie in a theater on Cape Cod. I must have been 9 years old...and totally smitten.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Dream Series

I thought I'd do a series of dreams I've had with celebrities...

I was having this huge party in my backyard (not my real backyard) tons of people and kids, fun, at one point someone's mother points out prairie dogs, she used a different name, in the neighbors yard.....then later I'm making something in the kitchen and my friend Kathy calls me and asks how the party went and I look outside and say well, there's still about 30 people here, and I dont know ANY of them! So I go out and it's pretty crazy. Then I go upstairs and look out and I notice there are all these bears on the roof, and all these baby bears as well. Some people go out and are taking pictures of them and they are quite tame. I meet this guy (played by Jason Swartzman). The party is ending and we are all filtering into the front, where my gang-like neighbors are causing trouble. Jason wants to take me on his next trip to some river where he will be making clay pipes for a school project. He says a few words to the neighbors in Spanish and they laugh at him...he wants to get my number before they pull him away and I decide he's just strange enough that I give it to him...the ending is an Al Green song that my dream made up: "No one I know can stop God from spinning...no one i know..."

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Saturday, November 22, 2008

orange cellophane


i bought orange cellophane at the craft store today and when i got home, i figured out a way to cover my acid-bright cfl bulbs in my kitchen and dining room..they're all dimmables so i have them turned down real low and the effect is amazing. the rooms are glowing as warm as your socks on fire cuz you got 'em too close to the fire. i'm not going to post a picture because it just wont do this atmosphere justice...seriously, if the cellophane doesnt catch on fire (and I will keep you posted) everyone should do this.

i need some MOOD music to go with my new hip joint...some

johnny and june

here's a rare snippet of johnny and june carter cash...you don't have to watch the whole video but get to the part where she dons the guitar over her evening gown...such a strange look...and this was obviously shot before gals started plucking their brows...

Monday, November 17, 2008

Saturday, November 15, 2008

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Ebay Offerings


The Cat Lady
Click here to see everything I have to offer on ebay...

Sunday, November 2, 2008

Fork in the Road


Throughout my lifetime, I have found 3 forks in the road. All at different times, and all in the past 10 years. They're all flattened from being driven over so many times and I have no idea what to do with them.

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Steal Lint


The following is from Robert Breznsy's book PRONOIA and his astrology site Free Will Astrology :

Forgive yourself of every mistake except one.

Create a royal crown for yourself out of a shower cap, rubber bands, and light bulbs.

Think of the last place on earth you'd ever want to visit, and visualize yourself having fun there.

Test to see if people are really listening to you by asserting that Karl Marx was one of the Marx Brothers.

Steal lint from dryers in laundromats and use it to make animal sculptures for someone you admire.

...I haven't done any of these things, well, i guess i've done the third one, visualizing fun in the last place you'd ever want to be...that's easy, the rest are works in progress and I plan to make up a few more as I go along...

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Monday, October 27, 2008

the wolf


who IS the wolf here?

Saturday, October 25, 2008

Dragon House


Here's a story I wrote a few years back, let me know what you think!

Friday, October 24, 2008

sick of it


this poor guy has played this song one too many times...

Thursday, October 23, 2008

eeeeeebay


Just in time for the cold and blustery FALL season that you sick people seem to LOVE...i offer you this falling dead leaf painting, complete with 7 crows and a baffling Chesire cat...i do this for you...and there's a dog painting up for bids too...see HERE for both. xxoo

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

weird scenes inside the goldmine


now offering all the stuff that never made it to ebay...on ebay for a drastically reduced price...all the misfits that weren't cute enough can be found right HERE and best of all, they're only 5 bucks a piece...for an original? Yup, all originals...truly, the world has gone stark raving insane...we all knew it would happen, just didnt know when...

for marty

Monday, October 13, 2008

my dream

I would like to change a small apartment building into a “hotel.” A place for people who like to travel, but also like to just live somewhere different for awhile. Each apartment would have a different feel. Most would contain TVs, computers, stereos, books and a fully stocked fridge, according to the visitor’s likes.

For instance, there’d be an apartment for creative types. Any number of materials to work with would be included for the stayer to play with. They would also be allowed to take their newly made piece with them with the stipulation that material costs are paid for and a good photo of the piece is submitted to eventually hang in the apartment (a $5,000 fee if photo is not submitted).

There’s might be a room decorated completely in the 70s style. All music from the 70s, books, etc. Our Tour Guide would recommend having lunch at a diner or to go to a roller skating rink.

I might also have an apartment designed after a 1940’s apartment in the Bronx. All old appliances, a line for drying clothes…the possibilities are endless.

One apartment, on the first floor, would be turned onto a good restaurant as well as bar with live entertainment friday and saturday nights. There would also be a bar on the roof. You could actually spend your entire time here, if you wanted, but the location would make it easy to get out and experience the town or city without having to drive too much. Oh, and there would also be a resident cat named Poppy who roams the entire place.

Saturday, October 11, 2008

crafts on the cheap


my sister and i went to a partylite candle party last night, where they try to get you to buy overpriced stuff you could get at the dollar store...one thing the gal had was one of those reed diffusers that are all the rage these days (god forbid we're not smelling flowers all the time). Well, she wanted forty bucks (!) for them so we were discussing on the way home how we could make our own. Here's what you do: go outside and grab some dead dried-out stalks of anything porous, has to be porous. Bring them in and pour some perfume or essential oil (mix with a carrier oil) into a glass vase, then stick the stalks in and viola! You got yerself a reed diffuser, or dead stalk diffuser, whichever you prefer...in the picture above i used hazelnut cream simmering liquid, not sure that'll work, but I have plenty of stalks to experiment with!

Friday, October 10, 2008

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

new on ebay!


just this ONE...get it while it's still warm...
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Friday, October 3, 2008

mom doesn't like change


This has been my mother's kitchen wall for, i don't know...30 years? As a child, i couldn't quite figure out what the green thing was, not that i thought about it really, I always kind of thought it was a boxing glove. Why, i dunno, overactive imagination and I really didnt give it much thought, i think i just thought that's what it was. The coral colored shelf has held the mini baskets for as long as i can remember. one of them has many old keys, no one knows what they go to. The picture to the right is called "Status Stew" the recipe is underneath and I think it's got something to do with beef. The latest addition to this ensemble is a small floral done by yours truly.

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Poem For Dad

The dark glove of night
Pulls at the veil of breath
With the surprise of shattered glass
Dave Pulver fell on a sheet of feathers
Into the arms of daughters and son
Then tucked in by a blanket of friends
Now Dave sleeps where life begins.

~written by Glenn Miller

Monday, August 25, 2008

a tribute to dad

A Remembrance of David Lee Pulver

aka Dee; aka Ensign Pulver

For: Martha Jo, Sara and Matthew

It was around late August, 1956 when a bunch of young guys were nervously shuffling around the dayroom in Nelligan Hall. That was the men’s dormitory at LeMoyne College in Syracuse. Suddenly, with great relief, I spotted a high school buddy, Jim Mooney. He introduced me to his new roommate, a guy from “Nerk” with the funny name of Dee. That’s how I met your dad.

Le Moyne was just ten years old then with a very compact campus and a small enrollment. As a result, everyone more or less knew everyone else, not unlike a small town I guess. Dee majored in Industrial Relations and I was in Economics so our paths crossed sometimes in class as well as often in the dorm and most certainly down the hill at Wanda’s or Jimmy Benham’s – two of our regular hangouts. When we became upperclassmen, most of us escaped the dorm and its rigid rules and moved into apartments or houses. It was, as they say, the best of times.

While your dad and I were becoming friends, your mother had gone off in the other direction to Nazareth College in Rochester. There she became good friends with Martha Jo Rotoli so now you know why our families were so close if you haven’t already heard this before.

Fast forward to 1962 when Martha and I bought a home at 3955 Culver Road at the corner of Tamarack. At that time, we only had Rita. Joe and Susan followed soon after and Becky not until we had moved on to Webster. Meanwhile, guess who lived just a few blocks down the street on Culver Road? Yep, your mom and dad. We were back and forth all the time. Your dad and I even managed a few visits to the 4700 Club on Culver Road as well as some of the other neighborhood hot spots.

You have heard about the fantastic vacations when we would convoy up to East Brewster on Cape Cod. All ten of us would squeeze into the Small’s cottage. Dee and I would rent a Sunfish and I seem to remember we couldn’t take you kids out – mainly because your father insisted on inventing new ways to capsize the boat! This so amused the next door neighbor that he went out and rented a Sunfish too.

There are stories and stories about your dad who was deeply curious, very smart, and often argumentative but always exciting to be with. He could be difficult to keep track of when you were out with him because of his habit of disappearing!

The Caribbean cruise on the Flying Cloud schooner, a former Vanderbilt yacht, has achieve the status of legend, mainly due to your dad’s frequent re-telling and embellishment of this crazy adventure. One day, we were lying on the side deck, a bit seasick, and a woman passenger brought lunch to us thinking she was being kind. As soon as her back was turned, Dee heaved the tray, silver, glass and food overboard and muttered” I told her I wasn’t hungry!” You can probably imagine why this little vignette sticks in my mind. We had to leave the boat in Martinique to get back to work and our families. Later on we learned some of the passengers assumed we had been put off the boat!!! The sine qua non for that escapade was the story of the two cheeseburgers. Dee was convinced I could speak French because I told him so and he knew I studied it at Le Moyne. To prove my fluency, I read the newspaper to him (mostly making stuff up) when we landed in Fort de France, the capitol city. So, I was in charge when we entered a local bar and tried to order two cheeseburgers. After much commotion behind the bar, the owner came out front and said rather loudly, in English, “I understand you want two women?” At this, Dee exploded. “All I want is a %*#Gd* cheeseburger”, he screamed. Boy, he was really sore at me.

Random thoughts; Fishing in the Genesee for carp; car camping at Fair Haven; Cape Cod, of course; back yard pool parties. Dee was provocative, sometimes exasperating and always entertaining. He astonished me with his knowledge of bird behavior and inspired me to become an amateur bird watcher.

I’ll leave you with the one regret I have and you all will appreciate it more as you age. Dee and I drifted apart and finally lost contact before he moved to North Carolina. The lesson, I think, is that friendship is hard work and requires our attention or we realize belatedly that a friend has gone missing. I don’t want this to sound like a sermon, but keep your friends close and reconnect if you do get separated. In the end, it is all we have.

Jim Coyne

August, 2008

Thursday, August 21, 2008

David L. Pulver

My dad passed away suddenly from a heart attack this past Monday. He wasn't a typical dad. When he'd come home to visit we'd have to have a big party because all of our friends considered him a friend and wanted to see him. Dad was always the life of the party and told all kinds of crazy stories that everyone found hard to believe. He led quite the life. It's very hard to accept that I will never see him again. Rest in peace Dad, I love you.

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Monday, August 4, 2008

Get Ready!



For any of you still checking out my blog...i am having a solo show at Gallery 821 in Webster, NY and the opening is this friday (8/8/08) 6-9pm. Show stays up til the 22nd. Lots of new stuff! I will post picts after the big event. Stop down!

Monday, July 28, 2008

Saturday, July 19, 2008

yes

Millers

My dear friend Glenn sent me this article about how he and his buddy Jack started in New Orleans. I met Jack a few years back at the French Quarter Festival (I met Glenn MANY years ago at the Jazz Fest in New Orleans)...a few days after I got home I found this Jack Miller etching from 1972 at a thrift store.
Jack R. Miller
By Patricia B. Mitchell, November 1974

Two adolescent yellow tomcats, Billy Joe Bob and Homer T, curl up in Jack Miller's lap. The cats look pleased with themselves, as cats will. These felines have a right to be vain, for they recently acted as models for a Miller etching of a whimsical alley cat. The radio plays rock and pipe smoke drifts through the Bienville Street studio.
In 1968, Jack, his wife Marcia, son Sean, and artist friend Glenn Miller (no relation) drove from Erie, Pennsylvania to New Orleans. They came in a car and a van, carrying their furniture with them (“Grapes of Wrath-style…,” says Jack with a grin at the memory). The men had been “Sunday painters” in Pennsylvania, working in oils and watercolors. Jack wanted to come to New Orleans because “I had to break away from my old life. I had to come down here…brought my family… I started all over again, but this time I was going to be an artist instead of whatever the hell I was back there, which wasn't very much. I had lived on a farm, gone into the service, then worked in a factory.”
“We felt the art scene here was healthy. We felt like we could cope with it. It wasn't too big or too far out or anything… There are several good artists here, sort of underground.”
After arriving in town Jack got a job at Century Printing Compan y, but in 1970 Century closed down temporarily because of a strike by the printers' union. When the strike was over, he did not go back to work. He became a full-time artist.
Jack had a little studio as his house, where he had been painting in the evenings. After quitting his job at Century, he got some watercolors together and went out to Jackson Square.
“I worked on the fence for about a year. I hated it. I'll never go back.”
During this period, Jack and Glenn Miller were befriended by Norman Criner, an experienced local engraver. Using the press at the old Quarter Print Collector on Royal Street, Criner taught Jack and Glenn how to create etchings. They rented a studio, then acquired the press which had belonged to the late Eugene Loving, another local printmaker. Then they began to experiment with various etching techniques and subjects.
Jack worked with representational line etchings, depicting “the surviving architecture” of=2 0the Quarter. He also created traditional life study prints. Surprisingly, his French Quarter etchings seldom contain human forms. When asked why, Miller quipped, “It's hard to draw people with their clothes on.”
Discussing his lifestyle, Jack explains that he works harder at his job than people might realize.
“Being an artist, you get a lot of freedom, but then you have a lot of responsibility — you have to motivate yourself.”
Jack is usually in his studio seven days a week from 8 a.m. until 8 p.m. or even later.
“I don't think of it as work, though. I enjoy being in the studio. The more I'm here, the more creative I am… Sometimes I just sit and think.”
Recently, Jack has been developing a more impressionistic style. He is experimenting with multicolor etchings and collographs, and also doing some oil portraits. He does not want to stop making prints, though.
“I do like etchings. When you pull a plate, it's sort of a suspense. It may be a week that you've been working on one plate. The excitement builds up and finally, after you've gone through everything, you pull that piece of paper off and see what you have. That's the most exciting part of etching.”
Some of Jack's most commercially successful prints have been editions depicting French Quarter landmarks such as CafĂ© du Monde, Lafitte's Blacksmith Shop, and the Napoleon House. One of his most popular impressionistic collographs is the burnt-orange “Sunburst.”